Here to finish me off sweetheart?

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best-of-funny:

YOU’VE UPSET TITS

X

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tr-anquil-kai:

chubby-elephant:

quocwithachance:

pizzaenthusiast:

DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA

*winks back*

most action i’ve had in months

my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear

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timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

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when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

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sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

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ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party

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fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

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