I forgot what I sent you
ancient snapchat proverb (via tentacoolaid)

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unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

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stuning:

huntelaarr:

2005 wasn’t just 2005

it was the beginning of an era

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omfg i remember this

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virginitied:

 




pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

virginitied:

 

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

(via nobodyputstheimpalainacorner)


niick4:

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason

(via circumcising)


du4ne:

how do people still think that lose is spelled loose

(via coolator)


phosphorescentt:

gillianandersons:

do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

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