Here to finish me off sweetheart?

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best-of-funny: YOU’VE UPSET TITS X

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:16:09 -0400

best-of-funny:

YOU’VE UPSET TITS

X

tr-anquil-kai: chubby-elephant: quocwithachance: pizzaenthusia...

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:15:52 -0400

tr-anquil-kai:

chubby-elephant:

quocwithachance:

pizzaenthusiast:

DID I JUST GET WINKED AT
BY A KOALA

*winks back*

most action i’ve had in months

my dog winks at me, shes close enough to be a kola bear

timecannotberewritten: dovahqueene: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There are thousands of half-babies in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:35:32 -0400

timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:35:15 -0400

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

sluttyoliveoil: onlylolgifs: Macaroni being made make it...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:33:52 -0400

sluttyoliveoil:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

make it rain

ghostgif: 98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:26:33 -0400

ghostgif:

98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party

fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:26:27 -0400

fake-mermaid:

how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago

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robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:25:17 -0400

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

daivialesley: thisismyoneroomdisco: adventurerscelebrationgathe...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:24:25 -0400

daivialesley:

thisismyoneroomdisco:

adventurerscelebrationgathering:

Tell ‘em.

I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.

Bless this post.

all of these except belle were pushed to the back of the new lineup, btw

best-of-funny: howinternet: waht a yEAR X

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:23:16 -0400

best-of-funny:

howinternet:

waht a yEAR

X

thehawklegacy: If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:20:51 -0400

thehawklegacy:

If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too

you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking

my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it

voyagesofabookworm: thatwhoviansynesthete: wearejohnlocked: hungarian: do british people have a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:20:32 -0400

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

hungarian: it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:20:19 -0400

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

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jackwhiteinthecoldnight: This dude in my lecture is just...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:01:35 -0400

jackwhiteinthecoldnight:

This dude in my lecture is just watching Supernatural and not giving any fucks.

cybercum: snapchatting: what does this mean it’s called...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:01:20 -0400

cybercum:

snapchatting:

what does this mean

it’s called romance